For my missus for Mother's Day (which should be every day)
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My wife is always leaving me. This might strike you readers as a little odd. I am not about to download about my marriage. That is not my point.
I just thought I would show you that I do have a sense of humor too!
Seriously, she goes on all these trips (and trust me it was hard to convince her to type this). She complains that she spends more time in airport lounges than she does in her own living room.
